Thursday, November 30, 2006
Nixyi: You Jing Wu Xian, You Guo Yi Tian
I thought today my sis did something good at last.
When I turned on my desktop, i saw cute picture of a baby on it. I practically fell in love with the baby. Thus I asked my sis. Oi HY where you get such a cute photo of a baby from??? HY giggled but remained silent. I only knew the truth when she once again forced me to watch her explore a Jimmy lin fansite. Ow, that was Jimmy Lin's baby photo. Yuck.
And then, after that. We were watching JSSJ as per normal. When my sis paused the clip and started kissing away at the laptop. That was not the first time she did that. I have practically given up on cleaning her drool from the screen.
Oh yes and I have a question to ask. In JSSJ filipino version, Xiaoyu was called Charlie, Wuji was Gary, Ziyan was Camille and shuangshuang was called Bianca. May I know if these are direct translations or just names? To me, Gary does not fit Wuji cos when I think of gary I think of a fat, round person, greatly attributed to the fact that I have a friend called Gary that looks like that. And Ziyan's name? OMG I am begining to pronouce it as Camel.
Oh and the part where wuji fed shuangshuang his blood was disgusting. Can you imagine how much it grossed our young minds out???
11/30/2006 09:25:00 PM
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Nixyi: I have had a tiring week
Really, what with the dance exams coming up.I still have another rehearsal at 2.30pm to 6.30 pm today.
So far, and suprisingly, my only relief is watching jue shi shuang jiao in the morning. And actually, hearing my sis rant about jimmy lin is not such a bad thing after all.
But I just feel really tired and frustrated. Can the dance school just give us a break?
These few days my sis has been even worse. Turns out JSSJ has alot of "eye candy" of jimmy lin and TAE. Oh and their faces are officially stuck on my desktop background. Yuck.
Oh good, that jerk is singing Dang bu zhu wo again. I wish she would stop doing that.
And I think I have became fatalistic. I am suprised too, but well, judging by how calmly I am typing this entry, I dunno. Oh shit, she is singing the JSSJ theme song. Nice song... But once she sings it you can very well flush nice down the toilet,
I dont noe. Just feeling vexed, very vexed.
Oh yeah and this song is dedicated to jimmy lin's fans who did not noe that he entered stardom at 17 years old. Enjoy *snigger*.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7NtijWhdYE
11/30/2006 11:40:00 AM
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Nixyi's story--MY SIS
She is really really getting on my nerves.
- She changes my desktop background at top speed into pics of tae an jimmy lin.
- She always sends the shit emoticon when she is on MSN
- She turns my eardrums into a complete wreck by singing dang bu zhu wo (a song sang by jimmy lin) as loud as she can, Incoherently.
Ow that hurt
11/29/2006 11:02:00 AM
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Sunday, November 19, 2006
River--tales, travels and tempers
Ok, my day started out fine(jus returned frm HK Disneyland on Fri) but now I'm
PISSED.NIXYI KINDLY DO NOT WRITE ABOUT THE STUPID MALE CHARACTERS YOU HATE. I AM SIMPLY NOT INTERESTED.Oh, and add that to the fact that I have to get out at blardy 10 to go to sch. to collect my graduation cert. Even though it is the sch. hols.(I missed graduation day coz I was still in HK.)
Will blog abt my trip to HK Disneyland when I am less pissed.
Ok, it all started in the toilet. I was just examining a cut on my arm when I saw it.
An ugly,
curly, thick dark black strand of armpit hair.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! Why do stuff like this happen to the women, not men?
I craned my neck and started trying to pull it out. It was too smooth, and kept sliding between my fingers like silk. I gave up after my neck started to hurt.
Then I got pissed. The hair messed with the wrong celestial! I whipped out my magical
blue celestial staff! I held it in my hand, feeling its power course through me.
I gently tapped the staff at the offending hair, but since the power released was too strong, it caused all the unwanted to fall out.(Every woman's dream:To have no unwanted hair. Well, I'm smooth now.*smiles smungly*Thanks tomy great powers, of course.)
Downstairs, my sis was wtaching one of the oh-so-irriataing shows on kids central.(
Hi-5,
Sesame Street and
Barney, etc
. I pointed my almighty staff at the TV, and
KABOOM! The show disintergrated into a million pieces, after which playing the show I like, which is Mr Bean. Ha! That will teach Kids Central to show that annoying-as-hell show. Now everytime this show comes up, it will say(marquee-like, scrolling acoss the screen):
Kids Central suck. This blardy show is Lame. It sucks for showing this show. Got so many repeats. Kids Central is notorious for putting out this driving-people-insane programmes. Kids Central sucks. Disney rocks better(cos it doesnt show this irritating show.) Go watch Disney channel, and stop wasting your time here!Kids Central suck!This will force Kids central to stop showing these shows=) At last! Peace from the yucky music!
Oh yeah, and I cursed the stupid company who created these shows to suffer huge losses and thus have no money to produce more shows. Yi shi er niao!(Kill two birds with one stone)
Woohoo!
I am Invincible with my magical staff! All kneel down and kiss my feet!Worship me, fools, or face my wrath! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!Just joking.
There is no magical staff(sadly, cos I hate those shows with a venegance) and I don't have any powers. But if I had
....*points imaginary staff at Mrs F.Tan and blasts a hole through her ugly face* W00t! Yay. buh-bye tantan!LOL.
I am full of nonsense.
Ok, I just discovered that I didn't manage to rinse out
all the conditioner I applied earlier =/ Now a part of my hair is all sticky and yuck.
Managed to wash it off now tho.*xin fu smile*
Ok, so I'm not pissed anymore, coz the thought of killing my most hated teacher sastified me a lot. x)
fine, I'll give you the gist of it then. Since I promised you that I will.
Ok. Board plane. Go HK first. Mum shops a lot. Forced to walk long distances. (Bet I lost weight) Ate great mango dessert there.Stayed at Shamrock Hotel. Go Night market. Very cheap. Bought 5 watches. Favourite is the white one with a black manga sketch.Plain.I like.
Then we go Ocean Park. Sat the mine train ride( Like roller coaster, cept more scary) Mum and I screamed like crazy when we go down Damn scary ok! Wah liao eh. Then got stupid camera take photo of us when we were not expecting it. Located at a very steep dip. Fuck lor, got see all of us screaming. So diu lian. Half day it rain=( Cannot play liao. Go to shopping cener and shop lor. Damn.
After 3 days travelling in HK we went to Disneyland. Not quite big lar. Managed to cover all the rides within a day. (Ok, I lied. I didn't sit the roller coaster cos I'm scardey cat, and am traumarized after the ride at mine train. Scared I vomit on the plane lor.) At night slept at Disney's Hollywood Hotel. The hotel very nice. Five star hotel leh! Sad can only enjoy for one night=( very expensive as well >.<
Then next day I went there to play again. Bought a huge bucket of popcorn.(Their popcorn tub so big, can sling over your neck like an oversized water bottle with straps)Delicious.
Then we go airport at aroung 4. We came back to Singapore at 8+. I LOVE YOU SINGAPORE! YOU ARE LESS DIRTY, MORE CONSERVATIVE AND AT LEAST I UNDERSTAND THE LANGUAGE!
Never appreciated English and Mandrin so much before.
KK I already write gist don't expect me to give you details about where we go, etc. Will write again.
11/19/2006 08:01:00 PM
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Nixyi--my personal grudges
Like any other ger ger hor I oso haf personal grudges
1. TAE- of course judging by my previous poison tinted lil' note.
- My computer always hangs when mi sis searches for him for dono wat reason
- He plays Tao Wangsan
- His name is spelt in so many ways.(causing mi to haf a headache)
- He is not chinese ( don worry I don haf grudges about thais. I luv thailand it rox)
- Oh yes and every time we view a clip on him in youtube mi sis xiao liao
2. Jimmy lin- An utterly "cute"(according to mi sis) idiot.
- he looks soo much like TAE
- TAE and him are good friends
- I hate yuanfeng, ne zha and san bian
- I hate his voice (his singing is fine, so he might as well talk like he sings)
3. Ron ng- HAHAHAHAHAHA. Reasons;
- He thinks he can sing but he can't
- He thinks he can dance but he can't
- He thinks he can act but he can't
- I HATE Wong Kai Kit (wang qi jie from revolving doors of vengence)
4. Steven Ma- 100% idiot
- He looks like a duck
- I hate cao zhi for making the qi bu shi
- I hate the egomaniac quan jia fu (cheun ka fook)
- I hate him for joining TVB and showing his ugly face all around the world
5. Frankie Cheng- A baby- faced 35 year old
- Cos I hate chong ming zai
- Cos I hate leung siu gong (liang siao gang)
- Cos i hate beneath the charm
6. He does not haf any expression
- I HATE Gao fei
- I HATe Yau Yip
- I HATE Cao Pi
- I HATE Hung Mo
7. Adam Cheng siu chau
- HE IS OLD
- Mi sis likes him
- His daughter has the same name as me (casn you guess my name...)
- I HATE Tseung Man-To (Jiang Wen Tao from bar benders)hbg
11/14/2006 02:54:00 PM
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Saturday, November 11, 2006
River's story--results,tution and fustrations
WARNING:Ok, be ready for some ranting in the foreground. just skip today's entry, readers. I'm in a bad mood.
Just learnt today that I will be having tution the following week. It is to prepare for next year's work.
HELLO! It's after PSLE, and hardly into the december holidays. I HAVE TO WORK AGAIN? WHAT YOU THINK I AM, A MACHINE THAT DOESN'T NEED BREAKS?
Did I mention that I have been preparing for that exam, like, throughout the year?
Oh, apparently I'm gonna have to slorg throughout the holidays.
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS???????
I am a good student with good grades, and I
don't see
any reasons to start early.
I'm not a bai chi.
Oh, yes, yesterday my teacher announced to the class the top 10 pupils(grades.)
I was no.5.
When I came home and told them, expecting them to be all happy, the reaction I got was totally unexpected.
"No.5 only? Get no.3 lar!"(father)
"Mmm."(mother)
Ni kan?Mei fan ying de.
Ok lar, my parents got say well done, but like no happy emotion.Like dun mean it.
I worked hard and got into top 10(my first position in top 10) and you guys are so ....so unpraising?
I bet if I got no.2, the say:aiyah, 1 more den no.1, lousy lar.
YOU THINK SO EASY TO GET NO.5 ISSIT?
I know I work for myself, but the least, the
least you guys can do is to offer praise!
What, you got some disease, cannot praise if not kena mati arh?
Oh, must be comparing me to other pple children right?
See, that girl help her father carry com up to our house, all you do is to crash my com!
(father)
Or issit
When I was your age, I helped my father manage property in London!All you do is sit there and complain. You know how lucky you are?
(mother)
I am not interested in what you did in the past. I AM TALKING ABOUT THE PRESENT, SO DONT TRY AND MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY.
Past is the past. I don't give a damn about the past. What matters is NOW.
Yes, we are luckier than chilren in our mother's and father's age. Yes, we 'chi' less 'ku'.
But if we did well in our studies, shouldn't you praise us and reward us?
Instead of a reward, I have tution for nxt year while others are slacking off and enjoying themselves.
At first, in the beggining of the year, my mum says I can get B for chinese. Now I got A for prelim, she says I should have gotten A*
How unfair is that?
You think just because I can get good results means I must get A* for EVERY GODDAMN SUBJECT?
DO YOU KNOW HOW TAXING IT IS? EVEN IF YOU GOT INTO UNIVERSITY, DOESNT MEAN I CAN! IF I GET A* FOR EVERY GODDAMN FUCKING THING, I WOULD BE IN GEP!
I don't give a fuck wheter you cooked for your whole fucking family. I don't care so shuddup about the comparing thing.
When I compare to otheres who have the same results as me but have a better life, you say don't compare.
Eh, den you can arh. what abt you leh? This is so pot calling the kettle black! If you don't want me to compare, den you urself dun compare lah!
I hate my life. I hate my parents standards . I think they are too kuo fen.
Did I mention they don't even let me go out of the hpuse alone just to buy bread at 7-eleven?
Most of the adults out there let their p-1 tots go to sch alone. Me leh? Go sch mushave maid, if not kena kidnapper. And for some weird reason, on Charmaine's birthday, she wouldn't let me sleepover. Even Nixyi's mum, who is "supremely" old fashioned(I quote from Nixyi) lets Nixyi sleepover.
Irony is that she allows my friends to sleepover at my house.
Everything oso go to my house. Projects must do at my house or my sch. she reluctantly let me do projects at other ppl's house last year.
Geez. Personality problems much?
FUCK YOU ALL WHO MADE MY LIFE MISERABLE.
11/11/2006 03:02:00 PM
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Tuesday, November 07, 2006
River's story--paper cranes and irritants
Yellow font is by nixyiNow, I, river, am officially announcing the fact that I HATE paper cranes.
My school has been making us fold peper cranes. Each paper crane will be exchanged for a bowl of rice for the needy.And its VOLUTARILY.
Let's just say I didn't volenteer.Why?Because of the following reasons..
- Cranes are complicated
- They are hard to fold
- I HATE ORIGAMI
- i dont fucking care wheter its the needy, they want rice they fold themslves.
But my stupid BITCH of a teacher FORCED us all to fold. So I had to learn. And it was bloody complicated.
They made us fold so many!y fingers ache. CHILD LABOR!CHILD ABUSE!
Eh, you want peper cranes dont come to us and make us pity you hor. We are just students. Our job is to STUDY, NOT make paper cranes. So even if you are poor or an old folkie, your hands are still in working condition right? You can make them yourself. Earn your food like normal people!
Unless you are blind or unable to move your hands FINE. But you others go and make yourslf lor!
I know this is harsh, but IAMSICKANDTIREDOF FOLDING PAPERCRANES!
Geez, why cant they get something much easier to fold? Like maybe hearts or something? We arent pros leh!
Now I am in such a crappy mood, I decided I might as well grumble on.
I HATE PEOPLE WHO SNATCH SEATS AND TABLES. esp. pple who move my table and chair all over the classroom. Oi, those pple hu want to use my classroom aftr class, DONT SHIFT THE TABLE!DO YOU KNOW HOW IRRIUTATING IT IS TO MOVE IT BACK?!
Waste of time too.
Now,as I am reading the paper, it struck me how much it sucks to be feamale. Men always think you are beneath them, which is probably why they want stupid girlfriends. To make them feel smarter and inflate their too-big egos. And under Islamic law it says that there must be at least more than one witness when you are raped/!Then the guy gets punishment.
No witness? Oh, too bad. Then the woman kena charged adultery.
HELLO YOU ISLAMS, YOU KNOW HOW UNFAIR THIS IS?!WE WOMEN DONT GO OUT THERE WANTING TO COMMIT ADULTERY!ITS YOUR PERVET MEN WHO DOES IT AND GETS AWAY SCOT-FREE!
And who, I ask, who in their right mind will let people witness them raping a woman?Use your brain can ornot?
The law system there is prejudiced. And men always have power over women, which is why there are so few heroines in history. Even christianity is biased against women. Why? Cos, apparently we are created form a man's rib. How unfair is that! We are equals leh!
Point is, it really sucks to be a female. More cons then pros.
11/07/2006 04:12:00 PM
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Dogeeeesssss--Nixyi and River

This is the snoopy soft toys that we bought.
SOOOOO CUTEEE
(refer to earlier entry,
The Carnival,(or something like that) by Nixyi.
11/07/2006 03:33:00 PM
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Monday, November 06, 2006
Graduation--- Boohooo :-( By nixyi
I DOWANNA LEAVE!!! *Sobs*
Really, I never thought I would say this bu' I dowanna leave my sch. AND MY TWO BEST FRENDS. I HATE CHA PSLE.
I dowanna attend the F****** graduation ceremony. I DOWANNA GRADUATE!!!
ARRRRGGHH WAT THE *Expletive deleted
* {Theres also another word for vulgaraties, it is profanities.(Hey! It rhymes!Accidental poet}
12 more days till bye bye
11/06/2006 01:53:00 PM
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Saturday, November 04, 2006
The carnival--nixyi's story
*Note:
Blue writing is adder by river.
Okay I've just came back from the carnival.
I must admit that it exceeded my expectations. It was whopping!!!
Okay I went to the carnival at 1.30pm, 30mins earlier than river. Well, and I had NOT had lunch yet. I spent 15mins looking for
proper food (Rice, noodles, Rice noodles?) Okay and I went completly vegetarian. Turns out that the only staples was vegetarian
lu wei fan (Braised food rice?) And it was yummy(but vegetarian) It consisted of.
- A corn on the cob
- Mock chicken
- mu er (black fungus)
- Tau kwa
- And a generous drizzling of sauce and veggie stock
YUM!!!
After lunch I waited for river outside the gate.
I waited...
and waited...
and... OI NIXYI!!!
Patience is'nt my virtue I Quoted (from her by the way).
Well while I was waiting for her, I stared at a ride. Uncle Ringo's Super Top Dancer. The ride was somthing along the lines of this:
- A big platform with many...many seats
- On each seat there was a seatbelt
- When ride was starting a metal bar was lowered down.
- The ride moved in a cicular motion (up and down... duh)
- Oh yes, and the ride was full of screaming people.
So I asked meimei
Me: Oi, mei you want to ride on that one
Mei:OKAY, KAY, KAY!!!!!!
Me:You sure you can take it no?
Mei: YUP! YUP!
Me:Okeys, wait for river first
And river, me and my sis went onto the ride
River:*shudders <and looks apprehensively at the ride*thinks to herself^ Safe ornot? Will die ornot? Damn...big mistake coming here. Shoes sure fly off one^>
Nixyi:*shudders*
Mei: YAY! YAY! YAY!<she abit siao one....no offence Nixyi>
River, Nixyi and mei: *goes onto the ride*
River:*giggles*
Nixyi: *giggles*
Mei:...
Amplifier: ARE YOU READY!!!!
(Iron bar comes down)
All:*Gulp*
(moves slowly up to the top and drops down suddenly)
All: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Nixyi:*@#$%^&!@#@!@#$%%&*
River:*Cackles and screams, then laughs like a maniac throughout the ride, then bits down heavily on her lip.*
Mei; MMMUUUMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!! *near tears*
You should have felt it. When the platform comes down, your butt goes up and your hair goes crazy. My, my. I thought I would never see the light of day again.
When we came down from the ride we were shuddering. I WILL NEVER, EVER SET FOOT IN THAT RIDE AGAIN.
Not relly the Harry Potter kind of levitation. The magic words were NOT "windgardium leviosa"(Waddever the spelling is) It was more of "ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!"
Then we proceeded to the canteen River bought ice-cream and I bought runny chocalate-coated grapes. It was heaven!!! Really. Then we split into two 'teams'(Me and river, my mum and my sis) and went in seperate directions. We went to the foyer. It was packed full of gift shops. With cute snoopy plushies!!! At $2 each! So adorable! So we decided that we would just have to get one. Oh my, river just melted all over her plushie. Wait a sec, river crooning over plushies that is so not like her.yet I love dogs more then humans/>
Nixyi: Crooning over snoopy? (Said with a fair bit of sacarsm)
She gave me a stupid chinese burn, OW!!!
Okay by now we were really thirsty.
Good job there was a drinks shop.
We bought some drinks, Cola and H2o.
Then went to the field for a walk.
There were lots and lots of harmless lil' kiddy rides there.
Oh yes, then an irritating male voice drifted over from the amplifier
Amplifier: Okay, kids central Junior jams blah blah blah ( Of course that wasn't what he said you sophomore)
Amplifier: And I have a question to ask you. Name me a local singer.
The thing is, that guy pronounced it as a local "senile"
Well, you want a local "senile"?
OFF TO THE OLD FOLKS HOME WITH HIM!!! Many local "seniles" there.
That was so not entertaining.
Okay then we went back the foyer and got stuck in Ms N's "Birthday Bash"(incidentally, missus N was the form teacher of us three last year and was the worst one I ever had) okay and it was like.
VIT(Very irritating teacher): Happy birthday to you...(You do know the rest right?)
VIT:Three cheers and three cheers and three cheers for Ms N
VIT: HIP HIP
Students:*without enthusiasm* Huzzah...
VIT: HIP HIP
Students:*rolling their eyeballs* Huzzah...
VIT: HIP HIP
Students:* Yawn* Huzzarrrrr...
Me and River rolled our eyes and went to sit at some tables nearby and began to talk about how much we hate her, etc, etc.
Then me and river proceeded to the dunking station.
Our discipline misstress was being dunked.
Again
Again
and Again
To thunderous applause, our DM stepped down
VIT:*apparently appears from nowhere* Three cheers and three cheers and three cheer for misses T
VIT: HIP HIP
(The rest of the dialouge is in the birthday bash part) sincerity. Ah. THAT mkaes all the differnece in the world.>
Okay then it was " MISS L SHANG QU, SHANG QU! SHANG QU!" <'Shang Qu as in 'go up' in chinese.I must say our friend lizzie would be delighted in seeing her most hated teacher get dunked. Too bad she wasn't there at that time.>
Miss L "Shang Qued"
And due to her volume not only she got dunked, everyone kena watered.
We spent every single coupon. So you hen da de shou huo.
And lots of fun.
11/04/2006 06:24:00 PM
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River's story--patheticness and critisms
What Nixyi says in the last entry is sooo true. Obnoxious classmates, cliques leaders. The rest, if they want to be popular, follow the clique leaders like pathetic little sheep. *SPITS AT THEIR FEET*PTUI! I have zero tolerance for people who just blindly follow things. Like they have no brains, cannot think for yourself arh? Leader says 'Wah, cutting yourself is cool, bleeding is cool' you do it ah?(That really happened in my class. Geez. Some people are just plain DUMB. =.=) Never minding the fact your body is what your parents gave you and hurting yourself is like hurting them?*And NO Nixyi, don't worry, I'm not pissed yet. Note the YET.* I refuse to follow their stupid "trend"!
Ok, enough about whining about obnoxious classmates.Now all I say is TO HELL WITH PATHETIC SHEEP!
I understand it might be hard being unpopular and turning away from the popular people's guide. But all you have to do is be friends with them, not listening to whatever shit and doing what they are doing! (I was popular last year, so I know) Doesn't mean you are friends with them you die die also must do what they are doing. Just think about what you are doing ok?
Ok, enough about pathetic people. Yesterday I visited some popular bloggers' blogs. I still stand by my proclaimation that xiaxue rocks. Dawn Yang sucks(no offence Dawn, I agree with the person saying that you can't write.No offemce to Dawn Yang's fans.) I know I can't write that good either, but all her bloody blog shows are pictures of her eating, drinking and clubbing. How on EARTH did she get so popular! Her writing is as lousy as a primary two's!(No offence primary twos out there, but you have much to learn about writing in your later years.) So short. What on earth is soo intresting about photoshopped pics made into a banner? Especially pics of her eating or drinking? At least xiaxue has content! I think all of Dawn's fans must be either ple who love to eat or just attracted to her beauty! (Her beauty is too unnatural, bet she went under the knife. Beauty will one day fade, Dawn, so unless you want to spend millions of $$ for plastic surgery, you might want to act on your writing skills.)
Later at 2 pm I will be meeting Xinyi outside the school gate for Carnival of the Century!
11/04/2006 10:16:00 AM
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Friday, November 03, 2006
nixyi's story-- Muahahaha
Perhaps you don't noe this but me and river have somthing alike... That is obnoxious classmates. Well everyone has a fair share of them, don't tell me that you don't hace at least one or two ( even co-workers in the package). But to be fair to everbody(especially river) I was pretty obnoxious myself when I was primary four.
Well I did'nt noe it myself until river told me.
That was this year Primary six...
Me & River were ARCH ENEMIES, last time that is...
Well my class structure is somthing like this
- 4 clique leaders
- 24 Gen pi chongs
- 4 dropouts(including me)
Well, and what me and river hate most is PE (Physical Ed) Cos? Cos we can't find a team...
Say, captains ball, ow that experience was bad like.
Team 1: S'cuse you want nixyi?
Team 2:Wat?
Team 1 :On your team lah!
Team 2:Errm no more vacancies
Nixyi: *Stares and counts the number of people in team 2*
Team 1: One vacancy left... Dont try to escape...
Excuse me, escape what? The virus? (That is what they call me due to my stupidly low immunity) And whos the ball? Me or the lil' pink thing lying on the plastic chair???
Really, you can see the thickness of human nature. Pure thickness.
Like the blackmail case:
I will use SJ for the person involved (hey! blackmailers need privacy too)
SJ was my friend last time (note the was) until somewhere in may this year
Her computer was faulty b4 I kicked the stupid wire which cause it to shut down in JANUARY
And in may she said I had spoilt the computer.
Wat the**** what do you take me for?
She demanded S$100
I called her she called me.
We quarrelled
Once
twice
SJ messaged
once
twice
Wait a minute, sending messages at twelve midnight! I don't think so.
My mum confronted her.
Overnight, in class my mum was known as a bitchy woman.
An poor whimpering little SJ had to suffer at her hands.
My mum wanted to talk to her mum.
Her mum was "Busy"
One day my mum called her house.
SJ's mum picked up the phone.
They straightened it out.
Turns out there was no such thing.
The next day. "Poor" little SJ spun a pitiful tale of woe
*Ptui!*
My popularity level dropped since.
Life's like that. Like a roller coaster
11/03/2006 05:25:00 PM
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River's story--blogging & matters
Wow. we hit off blogging faster then expected. I swear the rate at which we blog is 5 times faster then my own personal blog!
Together withI and Nixyi's effort, this blog went really fast! I hope Nixyi changes her mind about having a personal blog and writes here instead. I noticed her writing style is very, well, readable*dunno how to express* and it makes this blog better then other blogs!!It's like watching two movies at once, and with double the fun!
And NO readers, I have not gone all advertorial-like on you. I really feel that nixyi's writing is rather like xiaxue's but minus the sacarsm and bitchiness(no offence xiaxue but that's what made you popular right! You rock!). Ah. I have the sacasm and bitchiness. But after all, its a free world, so Nixyi, you can go ahead and have a personal blog. But I fear that she won't have time writing here. Plus, its better reading two lives at once. More fun!
Right, I forgot to tell you readers, but I will be going to HK Disneyland next week. Nixyi, I can't really promise, but I'll try to get something special for you and char.
After I get back from Disneyland, I will receive my results. I still haven't decide which sch Iwant to go to! My mum is hell-bent on making me go to a lousy school near my district. Why am I so indecisive?Why must I be cursed to liver in a district with lousy schools?(And no I am not a lousy student. I am in EM1.)
Can readers tell me your opinion of good secondary schools in Singapore? Just want your opinion. It matters!
Now I am getting more and more 'hu tu' each day. When I wanted to visit xiaxue.blogspot.com,instad of blogspot, I wrote blogger. Hai yo yo. kk river calm down I am not gonna write in the personal blog and besides a shared blog is more fun!!!
11/03/2006 01:34:00 PM
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River's story--bitchiness & arguments
Today Nixyi rang me up on msn*type more like, really* and asked me wheter can have three personsal blogs within this acc.
here's a snippet of the conv.
Nixyi says:
I wa thinking tt we could make our own blog under the same uername
Nixyi says:
then we haf one shared blog and three personal blogs
//♥ Meia-noite ♥// La bataille des volontés // * Acredite no deus * says:
can't lar
//♥ Meia-noite ♥// La bataille des volontés // * Acredite no deus * says:
only OONE UsER AND ONE ACC
Nixyi says:
Can
//♥ Meia-noite ♥// La bataille des volontés // * Acredite no deus * says:
i haf three blogs already
Nixyi says:
aiyo
Nixyi says:
Oh yeah I have a qusetion how do you fit in the blogskin
//♥ Meia-noite ♥// La bataille des volontés // * Acredite no deus * says:
y u ask me
Nixyi says:
well I want to make a personal one
//♥ Meia-noite ♥// La bataille des volontés // * Acredite no deus * says:
you can choose default wat
Nixyi says:
I don't want default tt's i why I ask you
//♥ Meia-noite ♥// La bataille des volontés // * Acredite no deus * says:
fussy,fussy
//♥ Meia-noite ♥// La bataille des volontés // * Acredite no deus * says:
if u wan it to b special design it urself
Nixyi says:
HOW
//♥ Meia-noite ♥// La bataille des volontés // * Acredite no deus * says:
there is such thing as html
//♥ Meia-noite ♥// La bataille des volontés // * Acredite no deus * says:
if t how u think pple design blogskin
//♥ Meia-noite ♥// La bataille des volontés // * Acredite no deus * says:
get shen xian(deity) to design arhs
Nixyi says:
Sorry I am the bigget idiot in the world
Nixyi says:
regarding comp stuff that is i
Nixyi says:
Nixyi says:
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There ya go.
From the above msn chat you can see Nixyi wasn't lying when her sis was a bitch. her sis anyhow run her fingers thru the keyboard and sent it.major inconvenience to both of us, cos it lags our computers.
But Man, am I glad I don't have a brother!
Brothers are, and will always be, a pain in the a$$. No offence to males out there.
Ok, ammitedly I was bitchy during the conv, but I was in a f*cking bad mood. But that's no excuse, come to think about it.
Ok fine, Nixyi, go make ur blog. Whatever. Use default. You said it was nice in the first place what. Cos I am NOT gonna design one for you or help you in anyway. I have THREE blogs to handle.
I have nothing against Nixyi, just that I am a bit pissed , gotta take it out. Stupid sis I have, got the gall to insult me. Bleh.
11/03/2006 10:31:00 AM
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Thursday, November 02, 2006
Stories-- Nixyi
I would like to share some lil stories with you about us three, we've been very good friends, really and of course we went through lots of things. Like this .It was River's birthday.
Us three made a trip to parkway parade shopping centre...
River: Hey! there is still 6 seconds left we can cross! Quick!
Char:Yeah! Quick .
Nixy:Erms...
(River and char dashes across, nixyi stays at the other side of the road)
River and char:(sees nixyi on the other side, roars with laughter)
Nixyi:(Crosses at the next green light)
River and Char: Actually there is ample time to cross...
30 mins later... coming out of the shopping centre...
Nixyi:(sees that there is 2 more seconds to go, dashes across without thinking)
River:?!
Char:?!
That was really, really embarrassing...
Another time during char's birthday party we spent time imitating the nobles, officials, Swordsmen and royals of ancient china.
< I had fun pretending the matress was our *beloved* Mrs Tan and bashing it....Ah...the sweetness of revenge...>If you ask me, I think that it was fun imitating the swordsman, going all poetic and patriotic and such...
Oh yes, and that was the day I found out that river had never carried a plastic bag full of groceries before...
<*Goes all posh bitchy-princess like* I have servants to carry groceries, unlike you lowly commoners not worth my notice.I am your superior, live with it.*sticks up nose in the air*>>
11/02/2006 05:29:00 PM
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nixyi's story- My sis, me, river and char
Thank you very much river... now pls take that off.
Okay truthfully, my sis is the worst little monster in the world.
Well... sometimes that is...
That girl can make your life supremely miserable or cheer you up considerbly (Hmmmm... A bit like river I suppose...).
Truthfully, this frendship saga does not only involve us three.
It also involves the blithering little brat watching Hi-5 as I am speaking (typing, really).
She is like my nai ma (nanny in chinese) always bossing me around, its always "Eh you on MSN very long with river already hor, ma say cannot chat too long hor." Cannot chat too long!!! Fifteen minutes is too long. My, my does she know how too read the clock or not???
another example is before I went to char's birthday party.
"Oi I wanna go along! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna!!!!"
*Sigh*
Life's like that... Or what???
11/02/2006 05:08:00 PM
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River's story--problems with blogger
Sometimes I hate blogger. It deletes all the info I spent writing over HALF AN HOUR in bloody FIVE SECONDS when I try to post it with pics. Urgh. Whoever who's minding blogger, FIX IT!!!!! I am TOTALLY sick of typing and retyping again. And as for photos, when I try to label them, THEY DELETE MY INFO!!!!!!!Do you know how potentially wrecking this is?What if a scientist discovers something new, Takes a photo of the specimen, writes about his new discovery. After posting, he discovers that something is wrong and rushes to correct it. Then blogger deletes all the new info. Then everybody will be misinformed! It is absobutely SICKENING to retype!
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3 days Later
You know, one thing I really hate is when I spent time and effort writing something or adding info to a blog, Blogger just FUCKS IT UP WHEN I TRY TO PUBLISH IT. WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE JUST FUCKING FIX IT????? VERY IRRITATING YOU KNOW! ALL MY CONTENT JUST DISSAPEARED OFF THE FACE OF EARTH! My html not complet? Its YOUR FAULT. All I do is to write and your system is to write the html. So that means I don't temper with the html at all. Which means it your fault if the tags don't close. SO IF YOUR FUCKING SYSTEM DELETES 3/4 OF MY ENTRY COS TAG IS 'INCOMPLETE'. ITS YOUR FAULT, PEOPLE WHO MADE BLOGGER. NOT MINE. sO HURRY UP WITH IT AND FIX ITY ALREADY!!!!!!
River CALM DOWN PURRLEASE....-- Nixyi
11/02/2006 01:29:00 PM
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Wednesday, November 01, 2006
rivers's story--mixed feelings&innocence of children
Hey nixyi! How didja noe tt was me?XD.
Today Nixyi never come to school. :( But tomorrow and friday no school :)))))) so happy.
After I came back from school and ate my lunch, I called Nixyi to demand an explanation why she never come to school. Turns out she had a bad flu. Poor thing:( I asked her wheter it all stemmed from me showing the male charcters in the chin. drama. She said yes. So funny!I laughed.
I told her if she didnt come to school on monday I will show Quan Jia Fu's picture. She got scared lor and screamed in the earpiece. Damn you. Now my ear very pain:'(
So for revenge I will show, or try to show, all the male characters on her sis's boyfriend list of actors.
Did I mention the sister was ONLY PRIMARY TWO??!!!OMG.talk about premature hormones.
Oh yea there was this very funny/pervertic thing that happened in the 7-eleven store. Nixyi told me all about it yesterday.
Starring:Nixyi and her sister
sister:*points to strawberry- flavored condoms*Jie, can I buy this?
Nixyi: (o_o)What for?
sister:Because it's strawberry flavour.
Nixyi:=.="
sister:*takes advantage of momentary silence*You think its chew or suck arh?
Nixyi:erm....
sister:I think its suck one.
They didnt buy the box of condoms in the end.God, the innocence of children towards reproduction related things!
there's also another time where a similar situation took place.They were walking home.Also starring Nixyi and her sister.
sister:Jie, what is pussy?
Nixyi:it's bu-si.tution in chinese.
sister:No, they say like pussycat the pussy.And what's the meaning of sticking the banna inside the pussy?
Nixyi:Where did you get that from?
sister:I heard a few boys say one.
Nixyi:......
I told Nixyi she should have said they were talking about shoving a banana into the cat's mouth.Nixyi thinks about it, and said
"Damn!If only I had thought of that!"
Now, don't you wish they moved reproduction of animals and sexual education to be studided at sec.1?Then the young ones won't ask us elders these embarrasing questions.
Thank God I will be in sec.4 by the time my sis is p.1 i'll be so busy, she won't have time to ask me any questions.
Yay!!!
11/01/2006 03:00:00 PM
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nixyi's story
This is nixyi
As you may have heard I am good at chinese, but also as you may have heard river is good at math and science and so is char. The thing is, I am just NO GOOD at either subject.( Ok, maybe I am alright at science but math? Har har har)
We three share the same intrests, reason being, we are never let into other pples cliques, so we end up forming one ourselves and having a jolly good time.But, the problem is( AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD )WE WILL BE GRADUATING SOON. That is very bad, so we use a blog, to express our thoughts and feelings.This proves one thing. The saying if you cant beat them, join them is BEEP! wrong the truth is, if you can,t beat them now, does not mean you can't beat them forever.
STOP WHINING AND START MOVING!!!!!
nixyi
P.S: To river: TAKE THAT THING OFF THE BLOG
!! Um and river, I forgot to add that tie mu is in the list already...rEALLY?Then I must put Quan Jia fu's on!yay!=D
11/01/2006 09:49:00 AM
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