Sunday, December 31, 2006
River--Freaking amazing
Tell me this is freaking amazing. Be patient, though, it does take some time to load. OMG HE SWALLOWED THE NAIL!!!! Sorry. I was a little too over enthusiastic.
WARNING TO LITTLE KIDDOS: Do NOT try this at home. Ever. I don't need a lawsuit from your parents.
12/31/2006 01:58:00 PM
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Saturday, December 30, 2006
River: Puh-lease.
Ignore me. I am a PMS-ing bitch.
So my mum wanted me to earn part time money giving kids tution. But I digress. The potential unlucky kids won't make past the first day of tution. Cos it seems like nowadays I am eternally in a bad mood. So they'll be dead cos I keep scolding them. Seriously, my mouth is
that li hai. You can always ask Nixyi if you don't believe.*shrugs shoulders*
Now I can't live without this blog nowadays. It seems like I have kinda gotten used to blogging and am beggining to love it. Only on this blog will you see such lenghtly entries. LOL. Maybe it is the knowledge that no matter what hapens, Nixyi will be there.
A lot of you will be curious to know why our dear char has not blogged. That is because one day, she suddenly changed her mind and didn't blog. Never mind. She is soo NOT the blogging type.
As I type this, my dear 5 year old sister is busy trying how to learn ting xie(chinese spelling) I think its too much for her to handle though. Poor thing. She is busy scratching her little head on how to commit the words to her little brain. Not school stuff though. Over ambicious
darling mum's idea.*snort*
Apparently my little sister still has a lot of christmas spirit inside her(unlike me) , and although it is long OVER, and she is (still!)humming a christmas carol under her breath.
Mum hollers: SHUT UP! I AM DOING WORK YOU KNOW!
Me:=.="*mutters something under breath*
Sis:*comes closer to my com screen as I am typing this and asks me"how to read
that?"*
Apparently she thinks I am making a birthday card for her in advance. Sorry honeyrolls, you think birthday card got so many words one meh? Besides, my sis is next to illeterate, so how on EARTH is she gona read it?
She says she will ask her nanny to read for her.
Oh, the innocence of children.
Now she looks at her nanny painting the wall and decides she wants to paint the wall too. She thinks it will be the same as painting pictures.
Now don't kua zhang ta li hai okay?! CAN YOU DONT BE SO KAYPOH ANOT ALEXIS?!Sorry. Now back to what I was saying.
Don't kua zhang ta li hai, cos the painting is I draw then she just fill in the colors. I have to tell her which place fill in what color sommore or she'll mess it up.
Cheh, all of you go. I know. Such a disappiontment right?
But after I touch up with markers it looked like a masterpiece. AND THE NEXT DAY SHE HAD THE AUDIACITY TO CLAIM THAT THE PAINTING WAS HERS!
Wah lao eh. For such a small small girl she know how to lie already.
She likes to hao lian lor.Ban men nong fu.(Chinese Idiom, which means that altho person A noes very little abt something, he go hao lian to the experts and claim he is the best. In short, it means to show off one's skills or abilities to an expert.)
Which was how she got into the ting xie mess.
Today, my mum was checking her tution excercise books when she saw a list of words written by my sis. Actually she dunno how to write, copy de. But she go hao lian and say she know lor.
So my mum test her lor.
So she dunno how to write. So my mum made her learn.
WAH HAHAHAHA!LET'S SEE IF YOU DARE HAO LIAN AGAIN LOR!
But she hasn't learnt her lesson yet. She claims to be smarter then me.
One of the things I hate most in the world is act smart people. If you are really smart, fine. You made a mistake fine. BUT DONT BU ZI LIANG LI!
Ok lor. I will give you some math problem sums to solve then.
Hmph.
12/30/2006 02:53:00 PM
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Friday, December 29, 2006
Nixyi/Xiaoyu (I give up)
Thing 1: I mean like if you install those kind stupid software in our computer its no use, for example.
I tried my hand at scnning for suspicious items using the media dectective. And here were the results.
1. A pic of a man string at the computer
(River:Sorry, I don't get it)
2. Neopets. Why? Because of sex, as in the sex of your pet.
The program was so thick that I couldn't stop laughing when I shut it down.
Thing 2: Yesterday. I accidently chucked river and a guy called benjamin in the same conversation. The results were hilarious, it was more of sitting and watching on my part. (Fuck off Nixyi. Hilarious meh? YOU wait till I get engagement rings for you and Hong Xiang. I didn't take my revenge yet...just you wait)
Benjamin obviously did NOT know that river was the no-nonsense type
(I do have a sense of humor, you know, but I was in a grouchy bitch mode at that time cos my sis stole my chocolate AND I had a disgusting amt of tution the nxt day.*looks disgusted*)and river apparently did NOT know that benjamin was so-called ''Disgustingly cheerful''. And she was utterly amazed when benjamin started his I luv u u luv mi we luv everybody routine.
(My line is I hate you, you hate me So please fuck off and die everybody, and ESPECIALLY you stupid barney, for creating this idiotic song.)I could sense that she almost had a cardiac arrest.(Well, apperantly your sense was WRONG) I will "accidentaly" chuck the cute couple together for another chat later today*sniggers*.(No I didn't get a cardiac arrest I was thinking, such a
wussy. )
12/29/2006 11:17:00 AM
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Thursday, December 28, 2006
River--DAMNIT
Great. Just fucking great.You know I'm in a bad mood when you don't see me censoring my vulgarites.SO SHADDUP ABOUT MY MISTAKES OR I WILL KILL YOU IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY.*Glares dangerously*Tommorow I have to fucking get up at 8 am, chinese tution at 9 am , sit bus to familiarise myself how to go to sec school, then after lunch, math and sc. tution at 2 pm.It's already AMAZING that I could type intelligible sentences.MATHA FUCKER STUPID COM YOU BETTER NOT LAG ON ME!!!!!!!*screams out loud*WHAT THE HELL WAS MY MOTHER THINKING?!Why, I machine arh, dun work 4 so long will haf problem, must load it forever with work?EH EXCUSE ME HOR I AM HUMAN OK?! Few more days till school starts, why, cannot lemme enjoy issit.You out there. SHADDAP ABOUT FILIAL PIETY. They say have children not easy, you think all is roses for us too? What are we, trophies for you to polish and show off? Cannot have opinions on our own issit? No privacy at all? PLEASE PARENTS USE THE REMAINS OF YOUR BOMBED PEA-SIZED BRRAINS TO THINK ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN'S FEELINGS. You think our diaries are what, entertainment? Our blog? A joke?THEN WHEN YOU RE-FORMAT THE COM, KNOWINGLY DOING SO THAT YOUR CHILD HAS NOT SAVED THE TEMPLATE, CAUSING HER/HIM TO LOSE ALL HIS/ HER FILES?What could XXX have in the com anyway, you think. Rubbish. Ai yah, not important.Oh, so your stock and the business emails you receive not impt to us, so we can anyhow bo liao(please correct me if the use of this word is wrong) delete issit?The point is that altho our stuff not impt 2 u it is 2 us. Same thing wif ur thingz.Then you are a very lao tu person who is a stick in the mud and deserve to die again and again.Yes, you put in spyware in the com so you can monitor out things. Then no privacy liao right?It's not like we want to visit that type of site.So keep your noses out of our affairs. We have brains and know what we are doing. If you want to 'zuo4 zhu3' over every single aspect of your child's life, just get yourself a pet or a barbie doll. Don't use us.Thank you for your concern but no thanks please don't read our diaries or blogs. Got positive side, yes, but give us privacythen what is the use of online blog, u say.Excuse me, Let me introduce to you the latest wonder of technology:
PASSWORD SETTINGS FOR BLOGS! There you are.I shall write more soon.
12/28/2006 09:27:00 PM
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Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Calm down NIXYI- By Nixyi
REALLY THIS IS GOING TO FILL A FULL PAGE OF CAPITAL LETTERS. SERIOUS WHY DO PARENTS NOT TRUST US?
All we do as children is just to yearn for some trust from our parents. Many of us are a better judge of character and a lot of people think. ALL YOU ADULTS. ZUN ZHONG YI XIA WO MEN XIAO HAI ZI HAO MA.
Mum:Talking to river arh
Me: No, blogging.
I mean they even think that blogging is a high tech thing and emoticons are the most irritating things that deserve to dissapear off this earth. Not like I depend on the WWW for a living. But blogging and baidu? Please kill me. I cannot survive without blogging Baidu's not that important but blogging? Argh.
SHADUP HY
Sry, mi sis. But why the f*** do adults invent spy ware is it so enjoyable to monitor your childs e-lifestyle?
The police said that you have to monitor you child's activity on the internet. So you can make sure that they are not visiting that kind of website.
(Father)
Hello papa, like anyone wants to visit that kind of website. I am twelve going on thirteen, so lets make it thirteen. I am just a bored thirteen year old looking for some for of entertainment on the WWW be it uploading MP3 songs or blogging. It's my world my thing and my private life. I love writing because it helps keep a mask over you and the computer screen acts as a veil to cover you. To think I am actually having an amicable conversation with my ma now. AND MA I DON'T STUFF MY MP3 EARPHONES IN MY EAR ALWAYS! And now you install a f***ing spyware I suppose that blogging has become a not so private affair.
BUT THAT IS AKIN TO SNATCHING MY LIFE FROM ME! PRIVACY MATTERS. RESPECT MATTERS. RIGHTS MATTER. I MATTER. YOU MATTER AND BLOGGING MATTERS. GEDEDIT ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT LIKE TO INSTALL SPY SOFTWARES IN THEIR CHILD'S COMP!!!!!! GIMME A BREAK PARENTS SAY ITS HARD TO BRING Up A CHILD BUT WE CHILDREN ALSO SAY ITS HARD TO MANAGE A PARENT. WO MEN YE YOU WO MEN DE KU ZHONG DE!!!
Everyday eat, eat. Eat already do homework, do homework. Homework already finishsleep, sleep. Hard what hard ? Stress what stress?
(Mother)
Yah ma easy for you to say lor. You dun even know the eat, eat, homework, homeworka nd sleep, sleep lifestyle is like.
In brisk, Pa ma I don't know wat makes you not trust me but whatever it is I am ashamed that I am a failure as a daughter to fail to earn your trust.
12/26/2006 10:18:00 PM
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Merry -belated- Christmas everyone!
Ok, its too late for Christmas, but I would like to wish the readers out there a Merry Christmas.
Even if I am robbed of the Christmas spirit.
Just discovered lately how much Christmas has lost its meaning for me. It shocked me outof my wits. Lately I haven't exactly been in such a chritmassy mood. No carols, cookies, presents, the stuff you expect in Christmas. I was like, its Christmas
already?The holiday which I longed after for so long,since Febuary, has suddenly lost its meaning.
No joy, nothing. I feel stressed everyday and am having to do homework everyday.
Seriously. I swear I haven't even
heard a single Christmas song throughout this school holiday.
That's how Christmas - deprived I am.
I was shocked to discover how unexcited I was to receive Christmas presents.
Now I know the truth.
No matter how smart you are, even if you did do better then others and are able to go to a much better class, you'll still won'yt feel happy.
I don't.
I mean, those although those EM3 students are, erm, not so genius(not that I'm one, just trying to put it in a non-offending way, EM3 students, please don't take offence) they are still able to lkive their lives to the fullest and be
happy. Now that itself, I feel, is an acheivement.
Cos Altho I did all those things, blahblahblah, I am still not happy. I feel miserable in class and mope at home whereas other (happier) people will be partying with their friends.
Yes, make fun of the nerd. To all you preps, popular people, we are uncool. Study freaks.
That's because YOU guys won't give us a chance. We may be smart study-wise, but nerds are shy and reserved people.
You think we don't knoiw how to havefun? You thinlk we love these exams?
Truth is that we are normal people.
So please dpon't snob us and treat us lkike outcasts.
The rest of the post is continued by nixyi:
To add on exams suck. And aunties that think you are obsessed with disney princesses are definitely not a good sign.
AND SPY SOFTWARES F*** WHO CREATED SPY SOFTWARES FOR PARENTS TO INSTALL ON THEIR CHILDRENS COMPUTER i MEAN LIKE ITS NOT PORN OR ANYINTHING! iT'S YOUTUBE STUPIND F***ING HECK OF A YOUTUBE.
Just to share what I got this X'mas
1. A disney princess mug
2.A disney princess diary
3.A Hello Kitty pouch
YES F*** THE STUPID MAN WHO CREATED SPYWARES AND F**
12/26/2006 02:11:00 PM
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Sunday, December 24, 2006
Chirstmas
Yeah christmas, last minute shopping and stuff liddat. Rather busy really like.
Shopping+buying books+orientations+study+learning how to tie a tie really freaks me out.
SOOOOO BOOREDDD.
12/24/2006 01:25:00 PM
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Thursday, December 21, 2006
Alarme Fausse
Before you wonder what type of strange alien language is at the top of the entry, its French for
False Alarm. Ok, so onto today's events.
Today Is the day I receive the posting results. I dunno why my eyes today something wrong, 10.30 a.m. can become 11.30 a.m. So I chong over to the school lor. Then realised my mistake when I reached there.
So I had to wait for, like, 45 minutes? Or was it more?
Called Nixyi and she promised to come over as soon as she finished eating breakfast. So I paced around and waited.
So dao mei. 2 mins later and a girl, none other than our dear smelly oil walked in. Argh. Have to wait for others with her.
Waited summore.
Waited.
Waited and- OI RIVER!
Turned around and saw my arch enemy frm p4. Told you I was unluck.
-grits teeth-*shiit.*
"Hello River"
Turnedaround tiredly and, to my pleasure, I saw my friend, Sassy.
Talked for a loong time. Then saw someone that resembled my classmate of p4.
Is that Kailyn? I asked my fren. Yup, she replied. Wow. She'd grown. Last time I saw her, she was shorter than me. Now she's about the same height as me.
Gulp. Gotta
eat more grow taller.
30 mins and I dun see Nixyi.But I did see char siew pau, though. Then at 11 we could go up into the hall.
I was fearing a long waiting time but then i didn't have to wait long.Went up after 5 mins.
The teacher in charge must have been pretty excited too. She told us the results lil' too early.
THANK GOD I CAME EARLY.
Found out(to my utmost horror) thatmy arch enemy...well. Nixyi will know.
After we got the documents back, we could leave. I hightailed it out of there with Nixyi.
Waited for a friend of Nixyi's so we can have lunch together.
Ate lunch and blahblahblah.
Went home happily. -fast forward-
Yea I was in a panic when I discovered that my mp3 was missing(or so I thought) , grabbed my hp and wallet, rushed back all the way to the restaurant and all the places Ive been to to check if they got my mp3.
Then hp started to ring. was my maid. told her i was looking for my mp3 then she started lklaughing like a madwoman.
Asked her why she was laughing and she told me that my mp3 was safe and sound in my bag.
Damn. Walked back and forth for nothing. Was good excercise, though.
Told you I today got some dao mei.
12/21/2006 03:54:00 PM
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Saturday, December 16, 2006
River/Xue yu: Youtube x IT + Fustrations =Today's entry
Ok, so my mum found out I've been watching TV programs on Youtube.
And she ranted and told me it was abuse of the computer. Said that it was supposed to be used to watch news, not for entertainment. Want to watch watch on TV.
EXCUSE ME CAN YOU GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT BEFORE YOU ACCUSE ME?!O really really HATE people who don't check their facts.
1)Bloody show is The Proud Twins. Jie Shi Shuang Jiao. And it was shown, like, months ago. You think they will still show this on TV? Plus, it was shown at, like, 11p.m. or something. Can you believe I have a bedtime?! You think I can watch it at that time?! USE YOUR BRAINS FUCKER!Will rant about bedtimes later.
2) Now check your newspapers, baby. Read
Digital Times like how any self-respecting computer expert would do. Now, I ask you, is watching TV programs a misuse of computer? NO. Hacking into goverment systems and other people's bank account through the computer is a computer misuse. Tsk tsk. How did you pass your Science paper if you don't get your facts right?
3) She said that people overseas will watch news online so that they can make a living. I believe hotels have TV? So if the 'watching programs on computer theory' is CORRECT, then don't watch news programs on computer. If I'm not wrong, I think news is also entertainment on TV. So if you watch it on the com. you' re misusing it.
Ok, now onto betimes.
Now, bedtimes are for little kids.(You stop sniggering down there.) I am no longer a little kid, so WHY ON EARTH I should have a bedtime? And it is supposed to be at 10 op.m. sharp. You think in secondary schools they are going to give as little homework as primary schools? On some days, all of the teachers don't give any. On some unlucky days, BAM. Tada! Every teacher decides to give homework that is usually due the next day. You think you can finish all by 10? Unless you are a machine that works at an impossibly fast speed and do not need any reaks, then
maybe its possible. But sorry, I am HUMAN. I might work until midnight and not finish. SO USE YOUR PEA-SIZED BRAINS, PARENTS.
Ok, re-reading the whole entry, I relaise it is mean. But who cares? I gotta let it all out. Now, to all fustrated people out there, sream along with me. Let our screams rise up into a song of bloodshed and misery. On the count of three.
One...
Two..
Three!
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Feel better? Wanna do it again?
*Screams louder and longer then before*
Whew. I feel better.
PS: Frmnow on,if u wan 2 irritate nixyi, call her Xiaoyu. My official name will be Xueyu from now on. Got it? Good.
12/16/2006 01:23:00 PM
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Thursday, December 07, 2006
Whinings and complaints
Now read this if you want to, don't read this if you don't want to. Like river has warned you. I think this will fill a book.
- I lost like, 3 hours of precious sleep due to hearing my sister sing Jimmy Lin's Qin Cai
- My sis kept on ranting incorherently about Xiao Jiang this Xiao Jiang that
- She named my guppies after those idiots
- She kept on talking about her new and improved bf list. If you are interested at all. Here goes
- TAE
- Jimmy Lin
- Frederick Cheng
- Oscar Leung
- Zheng Rui Xiao
- Steven Ma
- Frankie Lam
- Benny Chan
- Michael Tong
- Bobby Auyong
BOBBY AUYONG?????BOBBY AUYONG????? Wah. My sis also Gou lao tu le.
Voice coming from the next room: Oh suan le ba, wang le ba, diu kai ba wei xiao ba, ai ying xiang qin cai. Sui ran ku ku de.......
NI KAN LA. SUO WEI JIANG SHAN YI GAI BEN XING NAN YI.
*sighs* Ci tu bu ke jio ye....
12/07/2006 09:18:00 AM
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Wednesday, December 06, 2006
River's story-- randomness
Just watched JSSJ yesterday. On episode 30 (2-5), you will notice that a certain
meng mian ren (masked person) followed wuji and xiaojiang. When i PAUSED THE CLIP, I saw Xueyu's face. I recognised her face. True enough, when they unmasked her in the credits, it was Xueyu. I'm so proud of myself!!!!x))
Speaking of Xueyu, in the credits, she begged Chang Chun to "save her xiaojiang". So romantic. Lol. Sorry Xueyu and Xiaojiang haters. I have a thing for evil good-looking people. Let's just say wo bei gan ran le. I have this dark and morbid neighbour at school, due to talking to her for so long, I'm influenced. Anyway, just because he's a goody goody BUT ugly doesnt mean I have to lie and say he is good-looking. Shuddup losers.
Ok, boring. I'll go onto other subjects. And since you guys had more then your fair share of Nixyi's whining about the guys in JSSJ, (no offence Nixyi) If any of you readers didn't have enough, let me know. I'll let Nixyi write all her woes about JSSJ out(It'll fill more then one
THICK book, just thought I'll warn you)
Anyway, I just had tution on Monday. In advance for next year. My mum bought the tetbooks and workbooks already. HELLO OUR POSTING RESULTS HAVENT COME OUT YET!!!!
HOW DO YOU NOE I'LL GO TO THAT SCHOOL?CANT GET IN WASTE MONEY WHAT!
3 More weeks and it's the beggining of the new year. Joy. It's pretty weird, from being the oldest of the lot at my Soon-To-Be-Ex-School to the youngest opf the lot at my new school. I will miss my STBES alot.
I'll have to work harder next year. Sigh. I hate working.
12/06/2006 08:21:00 PM
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