YUM!!!
After lunch I waited for river outside the gate.
I waited...
and waited...
and... OI NIXYI!!!
Patience is'nt my virtue I Quoted (from her by the way).
Well while I was waiting for her, I stared at a ride. Uncle Ringo's Super Top Dancer. The ride was somthing along the lines of this:
So I asked meimei
Me: Oi, mei you want to ride on that one
Mei:OKAY, KAY, KAY!!!!!!
Me:You sure you can take it no?
Mei: YUP! YUP!
Me:Okeys, wait for river first
And river, me and my sis went onto the ride
River:*shudders <and looks apprehensively at the ride*thinks to herself^ Safe ornot? Will die ornot? Damn...big mistake coming here. Shoes sure fly off one^>
Nixyi:*shudders*
Mei: YAY! YAY! YAY!<she abit siao one....no offence Nixyi>
River, Nixyi and mei: *goes onto the ride*
River:*giggles*
Nixyi: *giggles*
Mei:...
Amplifier: ARE YOU READY!!!!
(Iron bar comes down)
All:*Gulp*
(moves slowly up to the top and drops down suddenly)
All: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Nixyi:*@#$%^&!@#@!@#$%%&*
River:*Cackles and screams, then laughs like a maniac throughout the ride, then bits down heavily on her lip.*
Mei; MMMUUUMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!! *near tears*
You should have felt it. When the platform comes down, your butt goes up and your hair goes crazy.
When we came down from the ride we were shuddering. I WILL NEVER, EVER SET FOOT IN THAT RIDE AGAIN.
Not relly the Harry Potter kind of levitation. The magic words were NOT "windgardium leviosa"(Waddever the spelling is) It was more of "ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!"
Then we proceeded to the canteen River bought ice-cream
Nixyi: Crooning over snoopy? (Said with a fair bit of sacarsm)
She gave me a stupid chinese burn, OW!!!
Okay by now we were really thirsty.
Good job there was a drinks shop.
We bought some drinks, Cola and H2o.
Then went to the field for a walk.
There were lots and lots of harmless lil' kiddy rides there.
Oh yes, then an irritating male voice drifted over from the amplifier
Amplifier: Okay, kids central Junior jams blah blah blah ( Of course that wasn't what he said you sophomore)
Amplifier: And I have a question to ask you. Name me a local singer.
The thing is, that guy pronounced it as a local "senile"
Well, you want a local "senile"?
OFF TO THE OLD FOLKS HOME WITH HIM!!! Many local "seniles" there.
That was so not entertaining.
Okay then we went back the foyer and got stuck in Ms N's "Birthday Bash"(incidentally, missus N was the form teacher of us three last year and was the worst one I ever had) okay and it was like.
VIT(Very irritating teacher): Happy birthday to you...(You do know the rest right?)
VIT:Three cheers and three cheers and three cheers for Ms N
VIT: HIP HIP
Students:*without enthusiasm* Huzzah...
VIT: HIP HIP
Students:*rolling their eyeballs* Huzzah...
VIT: HIP HIP
Students:* Yawn* Huzzarrrrr...
Me and River rolled our eyes and went to sit at some tables nearby and began to talk about how much we hate her, etc, etc.
Then me and river proceeded to the dunking station.
Our discipline misstress was being dunked.
Again
Again
and Again
To thunderous applause, our DM stepped down
VIT:*apparently appears from nowhere* Three cheers and three cheers and three cheer for misses T
VIT: HIP HIP
(The rest of the dialouge is in the birthday bash part)
Okay then it was " MISS L SHANG QU, SHANG QU! SHANG QU!" <'Shang Qu as in 'go up' in chinese.I must say our friend lizzie would be delighted in seeing her most hated teacher get dunked. Too bad she wasn't there at that time.>
Miss L "Shang Qued"
And due to her volume not only she got dunked, everyone kena watered.
We spent every single coupon. So you hen da de shou huo.
And lots of fun.