Well, and what me and river hate most is PE (Physical Ed) Cos? Cos we can't find a team...
Say, captains ball, ow that experience was bad like.
Team 1: S'cuse you want nixyi?
Team 2:Wat?
Team 1 :On your team lah!
Team 2:Errm no more vacancies
Nixyi: *Stares and counts the number of people in team 2*
Team 1: One vacancy left... Dont try to escape...
Excuse me, escape what? The virus? (That is what they call me due to my stupidly low immunity) And whos the ball? Me or the lil' pink thing lying on the plastic chair???
Really, you can see the thickness of human nature. Pure thickness.
Like the blackmail case:
I will use SJ for the person involved (hey! blackmailers need privacy too)
SJ was my friend last time (note the was) until somewhere in may this year
Her computer was faulty b4 I kicked the stupid wire which cause it to shut down in JANUARY
And in may she said I had spoilt the computer.
Wat the**** what do you take me for?
She demanded S$100
I called her she called me.
We quarrelled
Once
twice
SJ messaged
once
twice
Wait a minute, sending messages at twelve midnight! I don't think so.
My mum confronted her.
Overnight, in class my mum was known as a bitchy woman.
An poor whimpering little SJ had to suffer at her hands.
My mum wanted to talk to her mum.
Her mum was "Busy"
One day my mum called her house.
SJ's mum picked up the phone.
They straightened it out.
Turns out there was no such thing.
The next day. "Poor" little SJ spun a pitiful tale of woe
*Ptui!*
My popularity level dropped since.
Life's like that. Like a roller coaster