Sunday, November 19, 2006
River--tales, travels and tempers
Ok, my day started out fine(jus returned frm HK Disneyland on Fri) but now I'm
PISSED.NIXYI KINDLY DO NOT WRITE ABOUT THE STUPID MALE CHARACTERS YOU HATE. I AM SIMPLY NOT INTERESTED.Oh, and add that to the fact that I have to get out at blardy 10 to go to sch. to collect my graduation cert. Even though it is the sch. hols.(I missed graduation day coz I was still in HK.)
Will blog abt my trip to HK Disneyland when I am less pissed.
Ok, it all started in the toilet. I was just examining a cut on my arm when I saw it.
An ugly,
curly, thick dark black strand of armpit hair.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! Why do stuff like this happen to the women, not men?
I craned my neck and started trying to pull it out. It was too smooth, and kept sliding between my fingers like silk. I gave up after my neck started to hurt.
Then I got pissed. The hair messed with the wrong celestial! I whipped out my magical
blue celestial staff! I held it in my hand, feeling its power course through me.
I gently tapped the staff at the offending hair, but since the power released was too strong, it caused all the unwanted to fall out.(Every woman's dream:To have no unwanted hair. Well, I'm smooth now.*smiles smungly*Thanks tomy great powers, of course.)
Downstairs, my sis was wtaching one of the oh-so-irriataing shows on kids central.(
Hi-5,
Sesame Street and
Barney, etc
. I pointed my almighty staff at the TV, and
KABOOM! The show disintergrated into a million pieces, after which playing the show I like, which is Mr Bean. Ha! That will teach Kids Central to show that annoying-as-hell show. Now everytime this show comes up, it will say(marquee-like, scrolling acoss the screen):
Kids Central suck. This blardy show is Lame. It sucks for showing this show. Got so many repeats. Kids Central is notorious for putting out this driving-people-insane programmes. Kids Central sucks. Disney rocks better(cos it doesnt show this irritating show.) Go watch Disney channel, and stop wasting your time here!Kids Central suck!This will force Kids central to stop showing these shows=) At last! Peace from the yucky music!
Oh yeah, and I cursed the stupid company who created these shows to suffer huge losses and thus have no money to produce more shows. Yi shi er niao!(Kill two birds with one stone)
Woohoo!
I am Invincible with my magical staff! All kneel down and kiss my feet!Worship me, fools, or face my wrath! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!Just joking.
There is no magical staff(sadly, cos I hate those shows with a venegance) and I don't have any powers. But if I had
....*points imaginary staff at Mrs F.Tan and blasts a hole through her ugly face* W00t! Yay. buh-bye tantan!LOL.
I am full of nonsense.
Ok, I just discovered that I didn't manage to rinse out
all the conditioner I applied earlier =/ Now a part of my hair is all sticky and yuck.
Managed to wash it off now tho.*xin fu smile*
Ok, so I'm not pissed anymore, coz the thought of killing my most hated teacher sastified me a lot. x)
fine, I'll give you the gist of it then. Since I promised you that I will.
Ok. Board plane. Go HK first. Mum shops a lot. Forced to walk long distances. (Bet I lost weight) Ate great mango dessert there.Stayed at Shamrock Hotel. Go Night market. Very cheap. Bought 5 watches. Favourite is the white one with a black manga sketch.Plain.I like.
Then we go Ocean Park. Sat the mine train ride( Like roller coaster, cept more scary) Mum and I screamed like crazy when we go down Damn scary ok! Wah liao eh. Then got stupid camera take photo of us when we were not expecting it. Located at a very steep dip. Fuck lor, got see all of us screaming. So diu lian. Half day it rain=( Cannot play liao. Go to shopping cener and shop lor. Damn.
After 3 days travelling in HK we went to Disneyland. Not quite big lar. Managed to cover all the rides within a day. (Ok, I lied. I didn't sit the roller coaster cos I'm scardey cat, and am traumarized after the ride at mine train. Scared I vomit on the plane lor.) At night slept at Disney's Hollywood Hotel. The hotel very nice. Five star hotel leh! Sad can only enjoy for one night=( very expensive as well >.<
Then next day I went there to play again. Bought a huge bucket of popcorn.(Their popcorn tub so big, can sling over your neck like an oversized water bottle with straps)Delicious.
Then we go airport at aroung 4. We came back to Singapore at 8+. I LOVE YOU SINGAPORE! YOU ARE LESS DIRTY, MORE CONSERVATIVE AND AT LEAST I UNDERSTAND THE LANGUAGE!
Never appreciated English and Mandrin so much before.
KK I already write gist don't expect me to give you details about where we go, etc. Will write again.
11/19/2006 08:01:00 PM
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