Wednesday, November 01, 2006
rivers's story--mixed feelings&innocence of children
Hey nixyi! How didja noe tt was me?XD.
Today Nixyi never come to school. :( But tomorrow and friday no school :)))))) so happy.
After I came back from school and ate my lunch, I called Nixyi to demand an explanation why she never come to school. Turns out she had a bad flu. Poor thing:( I asked her wheter it all stemmed from me showing the male charcters in the chin. drama. She said yes. So funny!I laughed.
I told her if she didnt come to school on monday I will show Quan Jia Fu's picture. She got scared lor and screamed in the earpiece. Damn you. Now my ear very pain:'(
So for revenge I will show, or try to show, all the male characters on her sis's boyfriend list of actors.
Did I mention the sister was ONLY PRIMARY TWO??!!!OMG.talk about premature hormones.
Oh yea there was this very funny/pervertic thing that happened in the 7-eleven store. Nixyi told me all about it yesterday.
Starring:Nixyi and her sister
sister:*points to strawberry- flavored condoms*Jie, can I buy this?
Nixyi: (o_o)What for?
sister:Because it's strawberry flavour.
Nixyi:=.="
sister:*takes advantage of momentary silence*You think its chew or suck arh?
Nixyi:erm....
sister:I think its suck one.
They didnt buy the box of condoms in the end.God, the innocence of children towards reproduction related things!
there's also another time where a similar situation took place.They were walking home.Also starring Nixyi and her sister.
sister:Jie, what is pussy?
Nixyi:it's bu-si.tution in chinese.
sister:No, they say like pussycat the pussy.And what's the meaning of sticking the banna inside the pussy?
Nixyi:Where did you get that from?
sister:I heard a few boys say one.
Nixyi:......
I told Nixyi she should have said they were talking about shoving a banana into the cat's mouth.Nixyi thinks about it, and said
"Damn!If only I had thought of that!"
Now, don't you wish they moved reproduction of animals and sexual education to be studided at sec.1?Then the young ones won't ask us elders these embarrasing questions.
Thank God I will be in sec.4 by the time my sis is p.1 i'll be so busy, she won't have time to ask me any questions.
Yay!!!
11/01/2006 03:00:00 PM
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