Saturday, December 30, 2006
River: Puh-lease.
Ignore me. I am a PMS-ing bitch.
So my mum wanted me to earn part time money giving kids tution. But I digress. The potential unlucky kids won't make past the first day of tution. Cos it seems like nowadays I am eternally in a bad mood. So they'll be dead cos I keep scolding them. Seriously, my mouth is
that li hai. You can always ask Nixyi if you don't believe.*shrugs shoulders*
Now I can't live without this blog nowadays. It seems like I have kinda gotten used to blogging and am beggining to love it. Only on this blog will you see such lenghtly entries. LOL. Maybe it is the knowledge that no matter what hapens, Nixyi will be there.
A lot of you will be curious to know why our dear char has not blogged. That is because one day, she suddenly changed her mind and didn't blog. Never mind. She is soo NOT the blogging type.
As I type this, my dear 5 year old sister is busy trying how to learn ting xie(chinese spelling) I think its too much for her to handle though. Poor thing. She is busy scratching her little head on how to commit the words to her little brain. Not school stuff though. Over ambicious
darling mum's idea.*snort*
Apparently my little sister still has a lot of christmas spirit inside her(unlike me) , and although it is long OVER, and she is (still!)humming a christmas carol under her breath.
Mum hollers: SHUT UP! I AM DOING WORK YOU KNOW!
Me:=.="*mutters something under breath*
Sis:*comes closer to my com screen as I am typing this and asks me"how to read
that?"*
Apparently she thinks I am making a birthday card for her in advance. Sorry honeyrolls, you think birthday card got so many words one meh? Besides, my sis is next to illeterate, so how on EARTH is she gona read it?
She says she will ask her nanny to read for her.
Oh, the innocence of children.
Now she looks at her nanny painting the wall and decides she wants to paint the wall too. She thinks it will be the same as painting pictures.
Now don't kua zhang ta li hai okay?! CAN YOU DONT BE SO KAYPOH ANOT ALEXIS?!Sorry. Now back to what I was saying.
Don't kua zhang ta li hai, cos the painting is I draw then she just fill in the colors. I have to tell her which place fill in what color sommore or she'll mess it up.
Cheh, all of you go. I know. Such a disappiontment right?
But after I touch up with markers it looked like a masterpiece. AND THE NEXT DAY SHE HAD THE AUDIACITY TO CLAIM THAT THE PAINTING WAS HERS!
Wah lao eh. For such a small small girl she know how to lie already.
She likes to hao lian lor.Ban men nong fu.(Chinese Idiom, which means that altho person A noes very little abt something, he go hao lian to the experts and claim he is the best. In short, it means to show off one's skills or abilities to an expert.)
Which was how she got into the ting xie mess.
Today, my mum was checking her tution excercise books when she saw a list of words written by my sis. Actually she dunno how to write, copy de. But she go hao lian and say she know lor.
So my mum test her lor.
So she dunno how to write. So my mum made her learn.
WAH HAHAHAHA!LET'S SEE IF YOU DARE HAO LIAN AGAIN LOR!
But she hasn't learnt her lesson yet. She claims to be smarter then me.
One of the things I hate most in the world is act smart people. If you are really smart, fine. You made a mistake fine. BUT DONT BU ZI LIANG LI!
Ok lor. I will give you some math problem sums to solve then.
Hmph.
12/30/2006 02:53:00 PM
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